
“Presumably, Matthew is ready for tons of humps precisely because he lived with the sad reality of being unhumpable for at least a minute.”
He’s nonjudgmental about your sexual history. Evidence: he’s cool with the fact that Mary sex-killed a foreigner. OMG, I...
There are WAY more than 5. British men have a LOT to live up to. Hopefully that can get some tips from Matthew Crawley!